A mighty humourous incident

Hi-l-l-arious it was. On Sunday evening, I was sitting a bit awakwardly, because by back & legs were aching a bit (as they do from time to time) and my Mum asked me why this was (as I'd been unusually ache-free the day before) and I said that it was due to a variety of factors, including having spent several hours that day sat on pews. Mum asked me if they were ok, having been sat on for several hours and which one I'd been sitting on (Matt, Cathryn or Dan). A real wit, my Mum.
My! how we laughed!